Okay, so I apparently unknowingly ripped off Thursday's top Boston Herald headline with my "Tom, Say it ain't so!" No one reads the Herald anyway. What junk.
I can't believe Ron Jeremy made an appearance on my blog, the day after I called it a family blog. I'm not sure what type of families are watching Ron Jeremy movies, but I'm sure I went to college with some. And trust me, typing "Ron Jeremy" into Google Images is a fun experience when you have Safe Search turned off. Don't try this at home, kids. And don't try this at work, adults.
Matsuzaka: not looking good.
Hazel Mae: always looks good.