Thursday, September 07, 2006


After seeing Anibal Sanchez throw a no-hitter in his 13th career start and pitch extremely well all season, Hanley Ramirez blossom into a future long-term All-Star shortstop, Johnny Damon go on to be an MVP candidate, Josh Bard become a .325-hitting backup, Cla Meredith become a middle relief stud, Josh Beckett and Coco Crisp become busts, the Sox slipped out of contention before September started, etc, I'm wondering if maybe Theo Epstein was so angry with the Red Sox that he agreed to come back to them so he could sabotage their future. Now, I know that he didn't pull the trigger on all of these deals, but rumor around town was that he was still advising them while on hiatus. These lyrics seem quite appropriate right now:

I Can't Stand It I Know You Planned It
I'm Gonna Set It Straight, This Watergate
I Can't Stand Rocking When I'm In Here
Because Your Crystal Ball Ain't So Crystal Clear
So While You Sit Back and Wonder Why
I Got This Fucking Thorn In My Side
Oh My, It's A Mirage
I'm Tellin' Y'all It's Sabotage

So Listen Up 'Cause You Can't Say Nothin'
You'll Shut Me Down With A Push Of Your Button?
But Yo I'm Out And I'm Gone
I'll Tell You Now I Keep It On And On

'Cause What You See You Might Not Get
And We Can Bet So Don't You Get Souped Yet
You're Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage
I'm Trying To Tell You Now It's Sabotage

Whyyy; Our Backs Are Now Against The Wall
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage

I Can't Stand It, I Know You Planned It
But I'm Gonna Set It Straight This Watergate
But I Can't Stand Rockin' When I'm In This Place
Because I Feel Disgrace Because You're All In My Face
But Make No Mistakes And Switch Up My Channel
I'm Buddy Rich When I Fly Off The Handle
What Could It Be, It's A Mirage
You're Scheming On A Thing - That's Sabotage

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